NNA is at fault for putting on his high vis jacket before asking dawg on a date
The Blame Game
Deja is at fault for quite liking dates but for really preferring figs or plums instead.
NNA is at fault for thinking that there is anything wrong with preferring figs and plums over dates ..... in fact the idea is just rediculous
dawg is to be blamed for displaying certain signs of being something of a fruitcake around here.
NNA has been blamed for the the failure of fruitcakes to sell in the run up to christmas.......he is, therefore, responsible for all the fruitcakes that seem to be knocking about just now
dawg is to be blamed for accidentally pouring custard over the fillet steak when preparing yesterday's dinner.
NNA had a pretty bad trip yesterday evening......this is what happens if you skip dinner and go tripping....he has only himelf to blame
dawg is at fault for strategically placing the skipping rope at a point in the footpath where no innocent pedestrian could reasonably be expected to see it.
NNA is at fault for getting lost in reality and making tea in the coffee pot
dawg is to be blamed for deliberately pouring yoghurt into the milk jug to see how visitors react.
Oh gawd, to think that NNA doesnot know the difference between yougurt and milk that has 'turned' . His Ma says that the milk turned just as soon as he looked at it
dawg is at fault for trying very hard to avoid passing by mirrors for reasons she alone knows.
NNA is to blame for replacing all of dawgs mirrors with funhouse distorting mirrors.
A certain non prescription hallucinogenic is responsible for Boo thinking those are distorting mirrors
dawg is at fault for insisting that eating chocolate cake twice daily between meals is what her doctor's illegible prescription says.
The Dr says that NNA is responsible for so much chocolate cake being consumed
Deja is responsible for supplying the chocolate for the cakes to dawg from her stash of my Toblerones.
Deja is at fault for not verifying the dictionary definition of 'to borrow '.
Deja is responsible for my needing to hide it- she's like a chocolate magnet, in my experience.
Never imagined Boo was a chocolate magnet. She was probably responsible the the chocolate bomb that "just disappeared" on New Years Day. OMG !
dawg is at fault for taking radical steps to deter people from eating her chocolate. I mean- using a bomb is really OTT.
Deja banned for detonating 1,000,000 bars of Toblerone as part of the New Year's Eve celebrations.
Deja is at fault for failing to note that - while my Toblerone is indeed yummy- it's not currently in my possession (for reasons that she is aware of).
NNA is to blame for the big deal that has blown up over some choccy that he claims has gone missing
dawg is to blame for knowing precisely where the choccy has gone, and withholding said location from NNA.
Choccy is GONE 
My Vatican City spy tells me that there is a fine lady with voluminous skirts happily munching away at bars of Toblerone in St Peter's Square.
I blame NNA and his taste for dressing up in inappropriate costumes for all this
My Vatican City spy tells me that there is a fine lady with voluminous skirts happily munching away at bars of Toblerone in St Peter's Square.
I blame NNA and his taste for dressing up in inappropriate costumes for all this
I blame dawg for dissing my ever so chic threads, yo.
Hey Man! NNA's dreads dangling down to 'is nose are a major distraction to 'im as he tries to keep a grip of Reality
dawg is to blame for the consequences of using a food mixer to try create a perm for herself.
NNAHere is to blame for buying a cheaper quality food mixer.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan blames Roadstone for the, er, rather coarse mix of coleslaw that they gave him the last time he went up to the quarry
Dawg is to blame for confusing Roadstone by not giving them concrete details.
Radio Anorak.
Declan is at fault for pouring concrete down the drain to conceal the money that was poured earlier down it.
NNA is to blame for misspelling 'Pouring Royalty' in his avatar
dawg is at fault for even thinking (never mind typing) something remotely negative about moggies.
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