Question Everything

[Declan A Walsh]

Does that really require an answer?

[NNAHere]

Wouldn't that be defeating the purpose of the thread?

[DejaBoo]

What are you saying?

[dawg]

Was that you, Boo ?

[NNAHere]

Are you reading that newspaper you're sitting on?

[DejaBoo]

Would you like the sports section?

[dawg]

Is there any fun in the sports section ?

[Declan A Walsh]

Which is section provides the most entertainment?

[dawg]

What do you mean by "entertainment" ?

[NNAHere]

Is this heading towards a meeting between lawyers to hammer out the meaning of words?

[dawg]

Why would anyone go to a lawyer to find out the meaning of a word ?

[NNAHere]

Doesn't it all come down to the interpretation of words when a dispute exists?

[DejaBoo]

Can we consult a thesaurus instead?

[NNAHere]

Do you have one handy?

[DejaBoo]

Does google count?

[NNAHere]

Google does lots of things but why is its ability to count relevant?

[dawg]

Would The Count of Monte Cristo have a view on that ?

[NNAHere]

Is he around to ask?

[Declan A Walsh]

Did he even exist in the first place?

[NNAHere]

In real life or on paper?

[dawg]

Is this another case of 'virtual reality' ?

[Declan A Walsh]

Is this the real life or is it just fantasy?

[DejaBoo]

Are you caught in a landslide?

[NNAHere]

Should we send out a search and rescue team?

[dawg]

What!
Like the last time ?

[NNAHere]

Could we not do it differently this time?

[dawg]

Well, if they make it back we could ask them what they did. Then you could think up something different. Would that do ?

[NNAHere]

Why fix it if it ain't broken?

[DejaBoo]

What did you break this time?

[Declan A Walsh]

Which of us are you asking?

[NNAHere]

I presume that I can't speak for Deja?

[dawg]

Has that been a problem for you in the past ?

[NNAHere]

Why focus on the past?

[dawg]

Are you usually as confused as this ?

[Declan A Walsh]

Who is confused?

[NNAHere]

Is there anyone sane around these here parts?

[DejaBoo]

you rang? 

[NNAHere]

Are you now hearing ringing in your head?

[DejaBoo]

Does tinnitus ever stop?

[dawg]

Isn't he a Greek God ?