There once was a platform called boards
Which all of the Gamers adored ,
Then it moved to Vanilla,
Which really was a Killa ,
A lot of the games were floored
So clever folk put their heads together
Said Fuck it! We'll make something better!
Full of games and laughter and fun
If we build it they will come ,
(Though we won't abandon boards forever!)
So here we all are in our happy place,
Where we can forget about the daily rat race,
With Werewolves, Walrus and Sheep,
Up the leaderboard we all try to creep,
To win the Coveted Top Place!
Which all of the Gamers adored ,
Then it moved to Vanilla,
Which really was a Killa ,
A lot of the games were floored
So clever folk put their heads together
Said Fuck it! We'll make something better!
Full of games and laughter and fun
If we build it they will come ,
(Though we won't abandon boards forever!)
So here we all are in our happy place,
Where we can forget about the daily rat race,
With Werewolves, Walrus and Sheep,
Up the leaderboard we all try to creep,
To win the Coveted Top Place!
I know nothing about anything.....