The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis

[Benjamin the Alchemist]

As in I'm a wench out on my own. My username here. 
But vote for me based on that if you want. At least youve given a reason to justify your vote

Are you Pat's cousin/wife?

Yes you did though. You asked Wendy was she Pat's cousin/wife.

I know I am a slow learner, but I thought this was fairly straightforward, no?

Je suis perdu!