The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis

[Robin the Jester]

People are getting very tetchy. Perhaps because @Gordon the Cook hasn't shown up yet. Are we hangry? Personally, I try to keep fit and trim ( 😉 @Laura the Lace Mistress) so I'm not too bothered. All the same it might be helpful if @Robin the Jester was around to lighten the mood. I'm sure @Vernon the Ranger is off somewhere securing the perimeter or perhaps he's hiding out so we don't see him for what he really is? 🐺 Just a thought.
I know @Rhoda the Spinster is around here somewhere. She was giving me the eye in the inn last night. Not my type I'm afraid.

All was quiet in Philadelphia, however one player thought it would be a good idea to head to Paddy’s for a late night drink.

Wanting to take the edge off the 1st yeet, @Wendy the Wench sat down at the bar. They felt a slight twinge and noticed they had sat on a tampered bar stool. They stood up to find a huge nail had gone through them (I don’t think I need to tell you where the entry point was). With nobody around to save them, other than a cackle of the Dee & The McPoyles, they succumbed to their injury.


@Wendy the Wench is dead

@Wendy the Wench was a Jabroni

Substitutions will be taking place on the Gordon the Cook & Robin the Jester accounts

Enter me, he says in parentheses.