The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis

[lorcand1990]

As dawn broke in Philadelphia, Dee & the McPoyles descended upon Paddy’s Pub. Fed up of the daily abuse she has suffered working for the gang, Dee was in a murderous rage.

Setting her sights on the first person she saw in the bar, a lone homeless man, Dee proceeded to beat him to death with a baseball bat. The fact the man was pleasuring himself at the time may have been the tipping point for Dee.

The McPoyles were fresh out of their weekly communal shower, but had no problem getting dirty again & dismantled the body for Dee. What they did with the body afterwards is anyone's guess, but it was guaranteed to be nefarious.

Donald the Spoofer is dead

Donald the Spoofer was a Jabroni (among other things)…

And a flavour kill

The bar was under threat, the gang & their team of Jabronis had to fight off the evil that had entered, or risk losing it forever.

Yeet at 8.30pm.