Twas the night before Christmas and Buttys prepping a sheep
Not for Xmas dinner but to entertain us peeps
Ari's snug on her sofa, Christmas paint all revealed
Wine glass topped up and Christmas choccies unsealed
While Nothing is mulling what take out to order
No Leggy to worry her so should be no bother
Seph Dude and Build consider a Sex Sheep
And wonder if this NY promise they can keep
Mam of 4 is like the neighbourhood Santy
Handing out wooden spoons, she's got them a plenty
Big Boardsie saw Hilda in cahoots with our mam
Now forever known as Silvio a suspected hit man
EN and his family this year will not roam
They'll enjoy their first Christmas in their lovely new home
Lorcand will play Santa when baby's in bed
While thoughts of Buile swirl around in his head
(Sorry Mrs Lorcand it's only in jest
We all know it's you that he loves the best)
Music thumps loudly in RSOAPS living room
As he's thinking of gigs that in the NY do loom
Deja tells Santa that she's been a saint
Not sure we believe her but by God can she paint
What would the year be without Kol and his tournaments
So patient with my entries, can imagine his torment
Now pantomime finished Necro and Nerina
Can spend happy time with their little bambinos
Shane U wrote to Santa and asked for a staff
To herd all the sheep he just wins for the laugh
Our losers lounge favourite the wonderful Leggy
Though an hour there with her you might not be so steady
To those I've not mentioned don't think I don't care
But rhyming,sheeping, peehsing ,ready to tear out my hair
And last but not least our amazing Liz
Who's brilliant idea this celebration is
Thinking of others is a wonderful trait
So happy Christmas to you all and to all a goodnight!
Not for Xmas dinner but to entertain us peeps
Ari's snug on her sofa, Christmas paint all revealed
Wine glass topped up and Christmas choccies unsealed
While Nothing is mulling what take out to order
No Leggy to worry her so should be no bother
Seph Dude and Build consider a Sex Sheep
And wonder if this NY promise they can keep
Mam of 4 is like the neighbourhood Santy
Handing out wooden spoons, she's got them a plenty
Big Boardsie saw Hilda in cahoots with our mam
Now forever known as Silvio a suspected hit man
EN and his family this year will not roam
They'll enjoy their first Christmas in their lovely new home
Lorcand will play Santa when baby's in bed
While thoughts of Buile swirl around in his head
(Sorry Mrs Lorcand it's only in jest
We all know it's you that he loves the best)
Music thumps loudly in RSOAPS living room
As he's thinking of gigs that in the NY do loom
Deja tells Santa that she's been a saint
Not sure we believe her but by God can she paint
What would the year be without Kol and his tournaments
So patient with my entries, can imagine his torment
Now pantomime finished Necro and Nerina
Can spend happy time with their little bambinos
Shane U wrote to Santa and asked for a staff
To herd all the sheep he just wins for the laugh
Our losers lounge favourite the wonderful Leggy
Though an hour there with her you might not be so steady
To those I've not mentioned don't think I don't care
But rhyming,sheeping, peehsing ,ready to tear out my hair
And last but not least our amazing Liz
Who's brilliant idea this celebration is
Thinking of others is a wonderful trait
So happy Christmas to you all and to all a goodnight!
