[Open] The Celebrate our Nice FOG Members

[jp liz v1]

In this season of good tidings let's celebrate our FOG members so each pick a member say a nice funny quote chant saying limerick etc., and also a song you think would suit them 

I'll start off 

@Necro our panto king 
A fellow wrestling fan 
Could have been a Westlifer 
But choose to be a better man 





Hopefully everyone gets picked if we need to, some can go again so everyone has something "nice" not "naughty" said about them 

Whomever can go next, we try get done for Christmas 

I hope putting here is OK as wasn't sure where to post, which section

[Leg End Reject]

@Butty Brennan

Super games host, gave Mam a buttplug for Christmas and entertains all the ladies.

[Necro]

@jp liz v1

It could only be Liz
Our resident ditz
Competitions are her rage
As well as Christian Cage

[BuileBeag]

Sephiroth The Forum Kitten 

You know LegEnd and Lorcand and Deja and Posy
Trigger and Necro and Declan and R-Soapy, 
But do you recall
The most famous FOGgy of all? 

Sephiroth the forum kitten, 
Had a very kindly heart, 
And if you ever met him, 
You would never wish to part. 

All of the other FOGgies, 
Would feed him and make him tame, 
But they never let poor Sephie, 
Win any of the forum games. 

Then one FOGgy Christmas eve, 
E.N came to say, 
Sephie with your heart so bright, 
Won't you win my advent game tonight. 

Then how the FOGgies loved him,
As they shouted out with glee, 
Sephiroth the forum kitten, 
You'll go down in history!

[Homer J. Fong]

An ode to a very E.N.igmatic poster: 

There once was a FOGie named Nitty
Who found the lack of Christmas quizzes a pity
So each year he went
Hosting Sheep of Advent
To make everyone else feel shitty very entertained and grateful. 

[BuileBeag]

That is brilliant Homer!!!


Also I didn't add a song to mine cause it's already a song. And maybe cause I don't know how to embed YouTube vids.

[DejaBoo]

Ohmagosh Buile, that is brilliant. I shall never sing Rudolph the same again

lol Homer, excellent...



Fun idea for a thread, Liz!

[DejaBoo]

That is brilliant Homer!!!


Also I didn't add a song to mine cause it's already a song. And maybe cause I don't know how to embed YouTube vids.

Here ya go Buile

[BuileBeag]

Hahaha thank you Boo!
@DejaBoo has got me covered!

[Sephiroth_Dude]

Sephiroth The Forum Kitten 

You know LegEnd and Lorcand and Deja and Posy
Trigger and Necro and Declan and R-Soapy, 
But do you recall
The most famous FOGgy of all? 

Sephiroth the forum kitten, 
Had a very kindly heart, 
And if you ever met him, 
You would never wish to part. 

All of the other FOGgies, 
Would feed him and make him tame, 
But they never let poor Sephie, 
Win any of the forum games. 

Then one FOGgy Christmas eve, 
E.N came to say, 
Sephie with your heart so bright, 
Won't you win my advent game tonight. 

Then how the FOGgies loved him,
As they shouted out with glee, 
Sephiroth the forum kitten, 
You'll go down in history!

Bravo  



I can't tell you how happy it made me reading this  Thanks @BuileBeag <3 


I particularly like the feed him part

[aaronjennings]

There once lived a wisened old man,
Who saved people wherever he can.
His name is the Doctor,
He has a granddaughter,
And Nothing is a massive fan.

Originally from Gallifrey,
He's made many friends along the way,
Including Zoe and Jamie,
And Rory and Amy...
But best stay clear on Christmas Day!

Weeping Angels, Daleks and the Master
Do their best to trigger disaster.
But to Nothing's delight,
The Doc puts up a fight.
88 miles per hour? No, he's faster.

He doesn't need a bow or sword,
And he never asks for a reward.
It gives Nothing glee
To watch BBC
And follow her favourite Time Lord.

[DejaBoo]

These are awesome, I can't rhyme to save my soul...
...but I am relatively sure @NNAHere would enjoy this thread

[NNAHere]

OKKKKKK......hope this works and is taken in the spirit of the season!

An ode about FoGies, suggested by JP
And Deja alerts me: "You might like this, maybe?"
Place thinking cap on while the 'victims' I pick
Don't dilly, don't dally: just try make this quick

Deja Boo's rhyming might not save her soul?
So what can be said for her to console?
Is rhythm essential to try avoid Hell? 
Surely not- am I right? (Guess in time we will tell...)

There's Sephiroth Dude- the guy who is smitten
By furballs and purrballs, by cat and by kitten
You can always rely on our 'resident chef'
To cook up some bouldness- you know that's our Seph 

And if you really do feel the urge to get banned.
The Number One banner I must 'recommand'.
Is the poster who goes by the name Butty Brennan.
Get banned by our Butty and you're smiling (or 'grennan').

These things that are said about Declan A Walsh.
I just cannot tell- are they true? Are they 'falsh'?
I'm assuming you know of that 'tell-it-all' rumour?
You shouldn't- it's made up (that's my sense of humour).

ari has carelessly lost all her sheep.
She's not quite Bo Derek- much more like Bo Beep.
Her avatar searches, looks stressed... but relax
To make up: our ari will help sort your tax.

To FoGies not mentioned (I know there are loads)
I need better insight when writing these odes.
So Buile and Liz and Necro and Homer
You're up for dissection the next time I 'poemer'

Merry Christmas, y'all!

[BuileBeag]

Holy crap @NNAHere that was amazing!!!

[lorcand1990]

I wont be able to beat what has come before... But here we go

An Ode to Buile

Last year, on Forum of Games I did stumble
I've never met a bunch so (Neo)wise & so humble
I took the time to get to know you all
But for one poster, I was about to fall

I believe we locked eyes in a game of Sheep
She was so beautiful, I wanted to weep
I knew that with others, you were known to flirt
But I did not mind, it could never hurt

I want you to know
I have no interest in Leggings
She caught me off guard
With unfortunate peggings (ouch)

The banter was fun, the gifs they were strange
Soon to be wed, I had to arrange
The competition for your hand, I would happily smother
As when I'm with you, there is simply no other

So Buile, once more, I stand with no strife
I just ask simply, that you be my wife
I know that you want this, from our private letters
So do us both a favour & get rid of Sepphers

[E.N.]

An ode to a very E.N.igmatic poster: 

There once was a FOGie named Nitty
Who found the lack of Christmas quizzes a pity
So each year he went
Hosting Sheep of Advent
To make everyone else feel shitty very entertained and grateful. 

Great work Homer, I'm very honoured

[E.N.]

I wont be able to beat what has come before... But here we go

An Ode to Buile

[Leg End Reject]

There was a young man called Lorcand
Who was bewitched by the minx BuileB
In her presence his pulse it would race
As a blush spread across his face
He worriedly decided with his mind helter-skelter
That Sephers would just have to go to the cat shelter

[BuileBeag]

@lorcand1990

Omg!!!!!!



I can't even!!! My heart.... 

[NNAHere]

'Lorcan and Buile'- it trips off the tongue.
He just needs to deal with that 'Sephiroth one'...
Release all the hounds? No! Release a nice kitten.
Then Lorcan is sorted 'cos Seph's fully smitten.

[Necro]

[Leg End Reject]

Nothing is a regular games host
But you have to wait for her to post
She'll announce she has Chinese
We groan, "Oh no, God Please!"
We pray and pray
Until we're old and grey
It has become a regular segue

[lorcand1990]

Nothing is a regular games host
But you have to wait for her to post
She'll announce she has Chinese
We groan, "Oh no, God Please!"
We pray and pray
Until we're old and grey
It has become a regular segue

[E.N.]

For @Butty Brennan

Brennan hosts a million games
He's really got the bug
He'll advertise in other threads
That's called a Butty plug

[lorcand1990]

Our good friend Leggy loves to start a fight
But without her things just would not be right
Her wit is so quick
With words she is slick
Just don't let her in your bedroom at night

[E.N.]

For @ShaneU and @Homer J. Fong

Shane is a sheep savant
His ability's legendary
He knows what's inside all your heads
Which must be really scary

Homer was our sheep savant
His win streak was enthralling
But Shane has stolen his title now
Which must be really galling

[lorcand1990]

It's truly Mam of 4,
Who I do adore.
I can't help but swoon,
When she whips out her spoon.
Although she might spray me with mace,
When I mention how many times she has an ace.
I could never leave her
Not even for a Beaver

[E.N.]

I was once like you @lorcand1990
And idolised @Mam of 4
But then I heard how many kids she has
And found out she's a lying... umm, Mam. I'm not very good at rhymes

[Leg End Reject]

There's a master MSpainter called DejaBoo
Who makes mine look like sloppy goo
With her puns we are set
For the best reveal yet
And for that much praise is due

[Kol]

Jingle bells
Advent hell
EN's ran a Peehs
Mam is still collecting spoons
and Shane has won again

Too all the foggies, this song won the recent tournament so seems apt

[lorcand1990]

A Haiku for Jluv

Playing Christmas games
Jluv's head is caving in
Time to drink mulled wine

[Leg End Reject]

A special mention to Mam of 4
Who was oft heard to roar
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"
But in all our hearts she's a true winner
And her kids were never goons
Because she has quite the collection of wooden spoons
But Irish mammies are never wrong
And they grew up big and strong
And now she's a proud nanny of 5

[E.N.]

I was once like you @lorcand1990
And idolised @Mam of 4
But then I heard how many kids she has
And found out she's a lying... umm, Mam. I'm not very good at rhymes

I feel bad for what I said
Though 'twas clearly meant in jest
But Mam has such a kindly heart
She really is the best

[NNAHere]

When Mam got started making babies
There were no ifs, no buts, no maybes.
First one, then two, then three, then four.
And every time she said "One more".
I bet she must have lots of energy
To raise her custom-made 'menagerie'.
There's just one thing we must assume:
She sure must need those wooden spoons!

[Neowise]

I was once like you @lorcand1990
And idolised @Mam of 4
But then I heard how many kids she has
And found out she's a lying... umm, Mam. I'm not very good at rhymes

I feel bad for what I said
Though 'twas clearly meant in jest
But Mam has such a kindly heart
She really is the best

Don’t feel bad,
You’ve had your fun,
Mam’s fetching her Spoon,
To redden your bum.

[Jluv]

A Haiku for Jluv

Playing Christmas games
Jluv's head is caving in
Time to drink mulled wine

Ha ha thanks @lorcand1990

All these are great so far..
I'll get pen to paper at some stage..

[Mam of 4]

Ah lads these are brilliant!! Will get my thinking cap on ! ( I know my thinking isn't the best when it comes to games btw 😜)

[Mam of 4]

There once was a platform called boards
Which all of the Gamers adored ,
Then it moved to Vanilla,
Which really was a Killa ,
A lot of the games were floored

So clever folk put their heads together
Said Fuck it! We'll make something better!
Full of games and laughter and fun
If we build it they will come ,
(Though we won't abandon boards forever!)

So here we all are in our happy place,
Where we can forget about the daily rat race,
With Werewolves, Walrus and Sheep,
Up the leaderboard we all try to creep,
To win the Coveted Top Place!

[lorcand1990]

Sometimes when I see @E.N. name all I can think of is this ad.. This is now your theme song, obviously EN instead of BN

[E.N.]

Sometimes when I see @E.N. name all I can think of is this ad.. This is now your theme song, obviously EN instead of BN

Ah yeah, my little sister, Baby Nitwit