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RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 20-08-2023

Declan only buys instant coffees whenever it's his round.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 12-09-2023

NNAHere likes to pour coffee onto his breakfast cereal.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 13-09-2023

Declan's hobby is to cut potatoes into the smallest possible specks. He calls it his 'spectayto sport'.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 15-09-2023

NNAHere has written a book with all his corny wordplays.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 15-09-2023

Declan declined to give a glowing review to my latest publication.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 15-09-2023

NNAHere's books all glow in the dark.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 21-09-2023

If Declan smiles outdoors at night, his teeth allegedly dazzle low-flying helicopters.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 01-10-2023

NNA hails low flying lawnmowers every chance he gets.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 01-10-2023

Deja uses methanol to power her lawnmower when she's in a hurry to cut the lawn.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 02-10-2023

NNA prefers push mowers, they don't end up in the air.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 02-10-2023

Deja once entered the Eurovision song contest singing her own composition, "My lovely lawnmower".


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 02-10-2023

NNA does a special dance to "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 02-10-2023

Deja emails me every day asking me to forward her a picture of my lovely coconuts.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 03-10-2023

and I am still waiting, NNA you coconut welsher you. :p Big Grin


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 03-10-2023

Deja tried to arrange a trade of pictures - my coconuts for her watermelons. I'm considering...


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 04-10-2023

NNA is melon it over, but I won't lose my rind over it :p


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-10-2023

Deja has suddenly forgotten where she put her camera so tells me that she is no longer able to trade pictures, unfortunately.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 04-10-2023

NNA is allergic to fruit, in general.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-10-2023

Deja likes nuts. Not so much the edible ones- moreso the entertaining ones.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 04-10-2023

NNAHere works as an artificial nuts manufacturer in a research lab.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-10-2023

Declan memorises everything he hears on the radio each day so that he can repeat it to whoever will listen to him the next day.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 05-10-2023

NNA reports fake news to the radio, just to see what Declan will say.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 05-10-2023

Deja deliberately posts bans in the 'Baseless Lies' thread whenever she wants more attention.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 05-10-2023

sorry nna, I didn't realize


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 06-10-2023

Deja did not do a ninja edit of her post (which is not #302- that's a second lie, which is the truth, if you know what I mean) to make it compliant with the rules.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 06-10-2023

NNA is seeing things again.



Are the voices back, too? :p


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 07-10-2023

Deja thinks that tinnitus is a bit like a badly tuned radio.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 07-10-2023

NNA makes static noises over the phone when he rings.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 08-10-2023

Deja only recently discovered that Blackberry phones actually contained 0% real fruit.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 09-10-2023

NNA is asking Santa for a Blueberry phone this year.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-10-2023

Deja is ratcheting up her Santa battle strategy this year - the carrots are definitely out and there's a better than 50% chance that she won't be cleaning the chimney for Santa unless he gets real with the gifts.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 10-10-2023

NNA lights up the fireplace just to see a hot bahookie slide down the chimney.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 10-10-2023

DejaBoo lights up whenever NNAHere sings Relight My Fire.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 11-10-2023

Declan douses me with flame retardant foam everytime NNA lights a candle.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 11-10-2023

Deja sprays me with full -fat milk everytime I offer her a tuna sandwich.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 12-10-2023

NNA doesn't enjoy being sprayed with whipped cream when he offers chocolate.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 12-10-2023

Deja can't look at another chocolate bar- she grossly overdosed on Toblerone which she was intending to send me a while back.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 13-10-2023

NNA has no affinity for chocolate.... I was only sparing him the suffering.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 15-10-2023

DejaBoo likes to dress up as a chocolate bar for Halloween each year.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 18-10-2023

Declan doesn't own a black witches cat so for Halloween he substitutes a panther.