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RE: Baseless Lies - Butty Brennan - 21-12-2022
NNA offered me some mulled wine but it was just normal red wine, when I enquired about it he told me he had spent ages in the offy mulling over all the wines before deciding on that one.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 22-12-2022
Butty thinks that 'lemon' rhymes with 'demon', which gets weird looks from shop staff when he's buying red lemonade.
RE: Baseless Lies - Butty Brennan - 22-12-2022
NNA took Santa to small claims court and sued him for knocking a slate off his roof last Christmas Eve. NNA actually broke it himself trying to fix his tv aerial.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 22-12-2022
Butty plans to have Santa arrested for breaking and entering this year if he sees him.
RE: Baseless Lies - Butty Brennan - 22-12-2022
Last Christmas Eve I had just popped to the toilet and when I came back Santa had polished off my glass of brandy and mince pie.
Surely I have grounds for grievance.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 22-12-2022
Butty accidentally lost the CCTV footage of the above incident but just knows it was definitely Santa who stole the brandy & mince pie.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 23-12-2022
NNA has been seen with stumbling about Buttys man cave, with pie crumbs on his face.
...just saying.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 23-12-2022
Deja is an elite member of the highly secretive internal security organisation known as SLEIGH, (Santa's Little Elf Infiltration Group Hub).
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 24-12-2022
NNA is the reason for SLEIGH formation, someone has to regulate his thievery attempts of the Naughty list.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 24-12-2022
Deja won the inaugural Miss Sleigh talent competition (which is not entirely unrelated to her tendency to mislay her glasses).
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 25-12-2022
(24-12-2022, 01:20 AM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja won the inaugural Miss Sleigh talent competition (which is not entirely unrelated to her tendency to mislay her glasses)....and keys, and remotes, and phones, and chargers, and bank cards, and... and... and...
NNA does not understand the enormity of natural talent I have in that area. :p
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 25-12-2022
Deja thanks her lucky stars every morning when she finds the kettle and her coffee cup- these precious items have NEVER been mislaid.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 25-12-2022
So now we finally know who hid my French Press - NNA, you got some----
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RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 25-12-2022
Deja likes how # splainin # in the dark makes her feel but always feels slightly guilty (and even a touch wickedly sinful) whenever it's finished.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 25-12-2022
[Alert- thread purpose rule about to be broken]
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas! Hope that Santa didn't forget to visit. Try not to overindulge....or if you do, try not to regret it later
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RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 27-12-2022
NNA wears a siren light on his head for just such alerting emergencies!
Happy Christmas wishes back atchya NNA, remember your wise advice - no regrets
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 27-12-2022
Deja puts 50 cents in my alerting light's coin slot to have it play the emergency woo-woo sound.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 27-12-2022
That's a lie, NNA won't go woohoo for anything less than a jumbo Toblerone.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 27-12-2022
Dr Deja told me that I am forbidden to eat Toblerone for the rest of the year.
RE: Baseless Lies - Butty Brennan - 27-12-2022
NNA once briefly changed his name by deed poll to Toby L. Rhone.
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 27-12-2022
Butty Brennan is the grandson of "Old Mr. Brennan" and gets a free year's supply of Brennan's Bread - good thing as they are more expensive than the own brand bread.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 28-12-2022
Declan raised a (slice of) toast to Butty's good fortune.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 30-12-2022
NNA pretends to be Here, but really he is NNA-Away.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 02-01-2023
Deja's avatar changes its appearance all by itself to celebrate key moments.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 02-01-2023
NNA's favourite key is his whisKEY.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 02-01-2023
Deja has occasionally binged on my Toblerones dipped in my whiskey.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 03-01-2023
NNA replaced my toblerone dunking treat... with tuna and tea
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 03-01-2023
Deja forgets that the only way that I get to actually enjoy my Toblerone stash is when I actually manage to catch her trying to secretly enjoy one.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 04-01-2023
NNA no longer has room to stash all his goodies.... I am just doing him a favour making more room for him
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 04-01-2023
DejaBoo likes to hide all the Christmas sweets in her bags just before she leaves other houses - her secret stash if you will.
RE: Baseless Lies - Butty Brennan - 04-01-2023
Declan has a secret 'stache. A Salvador Dali model he bought in the joke shop.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 05-01-2023
Butty's secret hobby is to compile the world's longest list of anagrams of the names of the great and the good and the famous- his only entry for Salvador Dali is 'Valid salad or'.
RE: Baseless Lies - Butty Brennan - 05-01-2023
NNA was hired by Santa as a hatchet man to go to the North Pole and lay off all the elves.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 05-01-2023
Butty banned for advising the elves to take a case to the Workplace Relations Commission.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 06-01-2023
NNA banned for provided the WPR a transcript of BB's new year sheep game, as evidence of elf shenanigans
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 06-01-2023
Deja was the sole person who typed up that transcript and she personally hand-delivered it to the Commission so that nobody else had a chance to review it.
RE: Baseless Lies - Butty Brennan - 06-01-2023
Deja chained herself to the gates of the Christmas thread in protest so that they weren't able to close it up until next Christmas.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 06-01-2023
Butty was as drunk as a Lord when he wrote the above post and his 7.57pm post on the 'Banned' thread because he managed to mess this one up as well by not posting a lie about the previous poster.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 06-01-2023
NNA mixed the drinks for BB tonite.
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 06-01-2023
DejaBoo likes nothing better than to slip a good innuendo inside.