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RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 01-01-2025

NNA is always quick to say he doesn't know what a Grassy Knoll is.........and even if he did he wasn't there at the time


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 01-01-2025

dawg is accurately estimating my age based on placing me near that thing I know nothing about.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 03-01-2025

NNA is a gnome without a knoll


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 03-01-2025

Boo has an excellent knowledge of the upper floors of The Texas School Book Depository building


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 03-01-2025

dawg had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with that tragic event and isn't going on about it as some form of catharsis.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 03-01-2025

NNA is going to fill us all in on what went on there back then


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 03-01-2025

dawg coloured in all of the blanks on her last tax return


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 04-01-2025

NNA plays sudoku on his tax forms


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-01-2025

Deja turns her tax return into a paper airplane


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 04-01-2025

NNA is selling seats on a new airline ....... that operates paper airplanes


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-01-2025

dawg is hoping to charter one for next week's trip to Lidl.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 04-01-2025

There may be a change of plan .... the Men from The Ministry say that people who shop in Lidl cant do it by plane ( or was it bi-plane ? I really cant remember )


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-01-2025

dawg is planning to peddle a pedal bike and then buy a bi-plane once she wins enough on one of the hundred's of scratch cards she bought today.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 05-01-2025

NNA bought a pack of scratch cards to sort out a fierce itch that he has on his back ( the poor wee mite )


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 05-01-2025

dawg told me that "The pain is mightier than the sore" when I revealed my mite troubles.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 07-01-2025

NNA thinks breakfast pastries are underrated and makes Much Ado About Muffin's


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 07-01-2025

Boo has had some success growing breakfast pastries in her greenhouse in winter


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 07-01-2025

dawg repainted Boo's greenhouse to a shade of French Cream.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 08-01-2025

NNA fought the lawn and the lawn won.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 08-01-2025

Deja has a Love/Hate relationship with her therapist friend who exists in her mind.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 08-01-2025

NNA drives in reverse whenever the roads are frostie


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 08-01-2025

dawg had to repeatedly refill the salt shaker when she was doing her bit to keep the driveway and footpath ice-free.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 08-01-2025

NNA is 'kind to the environment' and makes a point of always using low sodium salt


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 08-01-2025

dawg is known to pepper her speech with fashionable flavours of the day.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 08-01-2025

NNAHere has developed a new colourless pepper that has the flavours of the old the other peppers combined.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 09-01-2025

Declan wants to spice up NNA's life.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-01-2025

Deja asked around to see if anyone had any ideas for tasty tuna based meals.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 09-01-2025

NNA will eat only far eastern dishes this month


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-01-2025

dawg sold the dishwasher and now serves dinner on rice paper, purportedly to save the environment.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 09-01-2025

'tis hard to get the truth out of poor NNA
(a) The dishwasher does not work
(b) Rice paper is used to reduce the washing up


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-01-2025

dawg is not the dishwasher in her house.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 09-01-2025

NNA is forever mixing me up with Ms Boo


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-01-2025

dawg denies being the pet puppy of said Ms Boo but her avatar clearly tells a different story.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 09-01-2025

NNA thinks puppies are just cats with long ears.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 10-01-2025

Deja thinks that all lawnmowers are just repurposed micro-planes.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 10-01-2025

NNA's lawnmower is fitted with a jet engine


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 10-01-2025

dawg periodically hires 3 goats for lawn maintenance services.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 11-01-2025

NNA finds it hard to rent out his goats in winter so has trained them to make spreadsheets for net pay and other "useful" tax calculations


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 11-01-2025

dawg tacitly acknowledges that my talented goats are the Greatest Of All Time due to their spreadsheet skills.


RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 11-01-2025

NNA's goats prefer to work with tablets. They are perfectly modern goats that think lappy's are for ol' fogies