(16-09-2025, 09:24 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 08:58 AM)Dexter the Dragoon Wrote: Good morning all and sundry!

I was riding this morning 😉 and pondering yesterday's events. I must say, I'm very concerned about the loss of two lovely ladies, when the women here are already so underrepresented!

Men, we must do everything we can to protect the women today. I know one she-wolf hides among them (but she doesn't hide from me!), however I think it's best to concentrate on finding the males. Or it's going to become a veritable penis fest in here!

Have you anything else to contribute apart from your attempting to single-handedly resurrect the me too movement.

(16-09-2025, 09:42 AM)Frank the Tank Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 08:41 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote: Pat has not denied he married his cousin. I see no reason to let it go. What harm is it doing anyways, you'd swear the thread was super busy.

Maybe Pats cousin is very attractive Prada, can't blame a fella for that can you?

(16-09-2025, 09:44 AM)Dexter the Dragoon Wrote: Not much else to say until more join us. It's very quiet in here this morning. Must have been a late night at the inn.

Personally I had an early night. Looks like these don't happen by accident. Sleep is imperitive to maintain this youthful, gorgeous face of mine.

You wouldn't know much about that @Moe the Innkeeper. Very hairy aren't you? Very snappy too. Interesting.

(16-09-2025, 10:00 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 09:44 AM)Dexter the Dragoon Wrote: Not much else to say until more join us. It's very quiet in here this morning. Must have been a late night at the inn.

Personally I had an early night. Looks like these don't happen by accident. Sleep is imperitive to maintain this youthful, gorgeous face of mine.

You wouldn't know much about that @Moe the Innkeeper. Very hairy aren't you? Very snappy too. Interesting.

Not hairy at all, well groomed I am. Snappy, of course I am. The inn was quieter than Rhoda the Spinster last night. This werewolf business is bad for custom. You seem unbothered though. More concerned with women than wolves.

(16-09-2025, 10:00 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 09:44 AM)Dexter the Dragoon Wrote: Not much else to say until more join us. It's very quiet in here this morning. Must have been a late night at the inn.

Personally I had an early night. Looks like these don't happen by accident. Sleep is imperitive to maintain this youthful, gorgeous face of mine.

You wouldn't know much about that @Moe the Innkeeper. Very hairy aren't you? Very snappy too. Interesting.

Not hairy at all, well groomed I am. Snappy, of course I am. The inn was quieter than Rhoda the Spinster last night. This werewolf business is bad for custom. You seem unbothered though. More concerned with women than wolves.

(15-09-2025, 12:31 PM)Dexter the Dragoon Wrote: People are getting very tetchy. Perhaps because @Gordon the Cook hasn't shown up yet. Are we hangry? Personally, I try to keep fit and trim ( 😉 @Laura the Lace Mistress) so I'm not too bothered. All the same it might be helpful if @Robin the Jester was around to lighten the mood. I'm sure @Vernon the Ranger is off somewhere securing the perimeter or perhaps he's hiding out so we don't see him for what he really is? 🐺 Just a thought.
I know @Rhoda the Spinster is around here somewhere. She was giving me the eye in the inn last night. Not my type I'm afraid.

(16-09-2025, 10:00 AM)lorcand1990 Wrote: All was quiet in Philadelphia, however one player thought it would be a good idea to head to Paddy’s for a late night drink.

Wanting to take the edge off the 1st yeet, @Wendy the Wench sat down at the bar. They felt a slight twinge and noticed they had sat on a tampered bar stool. They stood up to find a huge nail had gone through them (I don’t think I need to tell you where the entry point was). With nobody around to save them, other than a cackle of the Dee & The McPoyles, they succumbed to their injury.


@Wendy the Wench is dead

@Wendy the Wench was a Jabroni

Substitutions will be taking place on the Gordon the Cook & Robin the Jester accounts

(16-09-2025, 10:04 AM)Frank the Tank Wrote: If Moes dead who'll pour the damn drinks ☹️

Also 3 dead just like that, how is that even possible, thought there was only one kill per morning?

(16-09-2025, 10:05 AM)Pat the Baker Wrote: Two vodka bottles this morning, any idea what's gone on there? Not the vig as that would be a shot, surely. Anyone who knows the show know the implications of throwing a vodka bottle at someone?

(16-09-2025, 10:09 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

(16-09-2025, 10:05 AM)Robin the Jester Wrote:

(15-09-2025, 12:31 PM)Dexter the Dragoon Wrote: People are getting very tetchy. Perhaps because @Gordon the Cook hasn't shown up yet. Are we hangry? Personally, I try to keep fit and trim ( 😉 @Laura the Lace Mistress) so I'm not too bothered. All the same it might be helpful if @Robin the Jester was around to lighten the mood. I'm sure @Vernon the Ranger is off somewhere securing the perimeter or perhaps he's hiding out so we don't see him for what he really is? 🐺 Just a thought.
I know @Rhoda the Spinster is around here somewhere. She was giving me the eye in the inn last night. Not my type I'm afraid.

(16-09-2025, 10:00 AM)lorcand1990 Wrote: All was quiet in Philadelphia, however one player thought it would be a good idea to head to Paddy’s for a late night drink.

Wanting to take the edge off the 1st yeet, @Wendy the Wench sat down at the bar. They felt a slight twinge and noticed they had sat on a tampered bar stool. They stood up to find a huge nail had gone through them (I don’t think I need to tell you where the entry point was). With nobody around to save them, other than a cackle of the Dee & The McPoyles, they succumbed to their injury.


@Wendy the Wench is dead

@Wendy the Wench was a Jabroni

Substitutions will be taking place on the Gordon the Cook & Robin the Jester accounts

Enter me, he says in parentheses.

(16-09-2025, 10:05 AM)Pat the Baker Wrote: Two vodka bottles this morning, any idea what's gone on there? Not the vig as that would be a shot, surely. Anyone who knows the show know the implications of throwing a vodka bottle at someone?

(16-09-2025, 10:09 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

(16-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 10:09 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

Timing suggests differently. One was before the munch, one directly after. Different phases

(15-09-2025, 09:06 PM)Laura the Lace Mistress Wrote:

(15-09-2025, 09:01 PM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote: Well that sucks.

@Laura the Lace Mistress why are you voting no posters?

i always vote random night 1, unless there is something conclusive.

(16-09-2025, 10:16 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote: Timing suggests differently. One was before the munch, one directly after. Different phases

Would that not suggests that the one before much was yesterday's shot?

(16-09-2025, 10:09 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

(16-09-2025, 10:16 AM)Robin the Jester Wrote:

(15-09-2025, 09:06 PM)Laura the Lace Mistress Wrote: i always vote random night 1, unless there is something conclusive.

Hi @Laura the Lace Mistress. I don't like your random vote at all. Very very suss.

(16-09-2025, 10:19 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 10:09 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

If I'm right we have as potential SK
Robin
Rhoda
Gordon

(16-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Pat the Baker Wrote: Who is up for a little game of shoot, peek, protect?

I think we need more info on the thread as to who is after/looking out for who.

(16-09-2025, 09:24 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 08:58 AM)Dexter the Dragoon Wrote: Good morning all and sundry!

I was riding this morning 😉 and pondering yesterday's events. I must say, I'm very concerned about the loss of two lovely ladies, when the women here are already so underrepresented!

Men, we must do everything we can to protect the women today. I know one she-wolf hides among them (but she doesn't hide from me!), however I think it's best to concentrate on finding the males. Or it's going to become a veritable penis fest in here!

Have you anything else to contribute apart from your attempting to single-handedly resurrect the me too movement.

(16-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Pat the Baker Wrote: Who is up for a little game of shoot, peek, protect?

I think we need more info on the thread as to who is after/looking out for who.

(16-09-2025, 10:22 AM)Robin the Jester Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 10:19 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: If I'm right we have as potential SK
Robin
Rhoda
Gordon

You are wrong about me anyway.
There has also been no mention of Rhoda, who has yet to post. You are probably best to read the thread a bit more carefully instead of jumping to conclusions in your haste to throw shade.

(16-09-2025, 10:31 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: Peek Vernon
Shoot Kevin
Protect Dexter

(16-09-2025, 10:30 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 10:22 AM)Robin the Jester Wrote: You are wrong about me anyway.
There has also been no mention of Rhoda, who has yet to post. You are probably best to read the thread a bit more carefully instead of jumping to conclusions in your haste to throw shade.

Thats my point, all three were MIA yesterday, which would be in keeping with the SK not putting in their kill order until this morning. 
Maybe you should read the thread more carefully instead throwing out condescending comments?

(16-09-2025, 10:30 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 10:22 AM)Robin the Jester Wrote: You are wrong about me anyway.
There has also been no mention of Rhoda, who has yet to post. You are probably best to read the thread a bit more carefully instead of jumping to conclusions in your haste to throw shade.

Thats my point, all three were MIA yesterday, which would be in keeping with the SK not putting in their kill order until this morning. 
Maybe you should read the thread more carefully instead throwing out condescending comments?

(16-09-2025, 10:26 AM)Robin the Jester Wrote: This is the post that made me laugh out loud at my desk!
So Dexter, given your faux concern for the ladies of the village, are you the serial killer going around taking them out with the vodka?

(16-09-2025, 10:35 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:

(16-09-2025, 10:30 AM)Chris the Carpenter Wrote: Thats my point, all three were MIA yesterday, which would be in keeping with the SK not putting in their kill order until this morning. 
Maybe you should read the thread more carefully instead throwing out condescending comments?

If you flesh out your theory a bit further you have to include Vernon who only came to life yesterday evening. I think their posting is quite good but they were MIA for most of yesterday as well so in theory should not be discounted.

That being said I believe it's possible the SK was playing all along and decided to go for a double whammy this morning given the timing (one immediately prior to munch, one immediately after), rather than it being simply a case of pinning the tail on the inactive players.