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RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 04-08-2024
I happen to know that Iced Coffee never passes Boo's lips before midday. Whats going on here is an attempt to frame NNA.
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and why not ?
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 05-08-2024
dawg told a lie up there.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 05-08-2024
NNA grasps the concept of the thread quite well
WHERE IS MY COFFEE?!
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 05-08-2024
Deja does not grasp her head every time she reads my latest ban reason.
RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 06-08-2024
NNA has relocated to La Belle France for the duration.
He hoped to get free accomodation from Celtic Rambler in exchange for lessons in NNA type lies
He was a little disappointed to be met with 'mais oui' and several 'zut alors' from the ever patient CR
He is now considering how he can wangle a late entry into the pentathlon ( seeing as he was quite good at the hop, skip and jump in primary school )
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 07-08-2024
dawg is a man of few words.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 13-08-2024
NNA doesnae have a mess of wayward rhyming genes in his dna strand.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 15-08-2024
Deja's jeans rhyme with her hair colouring.
RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 15-08-2024
NNA is going to night classes to understand "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"
( he thinks its a bald lie ... )
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 16-08-2024
dawg collects hair clippings from the barber shop because he uses them to make paint brushes.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 16-08-2024
NNA canvas-sed dawg to visit him in the norty corner, because he thought it was a hue-morous place.
paint puns are hard
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 16-08-2024
Deja settled on her avatar on day 1 and has never been tempted to change it since.
RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 17-08-2024
Letting the cat take the deck chair was one thing but now poor NNA spends much of the day at the cats beck 'n call. Just now it was a fresh pina colada and some grilled prawns.
( thats the third pina colada so far today - oh to be a cat with hollow legs )
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 19-08-2024
Not a lot people know this but Dawg's middle name is Kitty-Cat.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 21-08-2024
Declan thinks dawg is purr-ty and he's not kitten about it.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 21-08-2024
Deja feeds her puppy Whiskas cat food to ensure variety in its meals.
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 24-08-2024
NNAHere likes nothing better than to make a stew with the leftovers of cat food and dog food.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 27-08-2024
Declan has a varied and healthy diet.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 30-08-2024
NNA survives on a diet of tofu and scotch bonnets.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-09-2024
The last time she prepared me a Scotch bonnet, Deja misread the recipe and greatly over cooked up a Scorched one instead.
RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 09-09-2024
Generations of NNA's family have had this 'scorched bonnet' issue.
Its partly due to them not putting up their parasols when the sun shines but only when it rains.
They also have a very confusing term "umm-berrrr-ellas" which they trot out whenever its raining
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-09-2024
dawg is so last millennium, what with calling hats and caps 'bonnets' and driving a 'horseless carriage' to work.
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 29-09-2024
NNAHere is working on tests for supplement tablets that will keep horses, and in fact any other animals that are tested, alive into the next millennium. If it works, it will be tried then on humans - too bad that NNAHere will not be around to see the results.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 30-09-2024
Declan inhales pure oxygen for 5 minutes each morning before ingesting one of my prototype Immortality tablets.
RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 01-10-2024
NNA keeps thinking that there is more than one 'T' in the spelling of 'immorality'
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 02-10-2024
Dawg has a side line in splitting hairs, both literally and metaphorically.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 03-10-2024
Declan uses a wrench and vice grips to peel onions.
RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 04-10-2024
NNAHere uses mansize Kleenix when peeling the oniions.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 06-10-2024
Declan adds mustard every second day to his bowl of morning porridge.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 10-10-2024
NNA likes pouring orange juice on his cornflakes.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 10-10-2024
Deja takes occasional flakes from my cereal bowl to feed to her orange-juice loving pet piranha.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 14-10-2024
NNA bought a waterbed for his fish.
RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 14-10-2024
Boo earns a comfortable living from her posts here
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 14-10-2024
dawg's job is so easy that he spends the first 6 hours each working day counting the number of airplanes that fly overhead.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 15-10-2024
NNA keeps throwing paper airplanes over dawgs head
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 15-10-2024
Deja is working on attaching a miniaturised lawnmower engine to one of my paper airplanes.
RE: Baseless Lies - dawg - 17-10-2024
NNA has perfected a small plane that cuts the grass behind the house while flying
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 17-10-2024
dawg must know how tall my grass has grown in the past fortnight.
RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 22-10-2024
NNA is hiding certain plants in the tall grass.
RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 23-10-2024
Deja delights in planting weird thoughts in everyone's mind.