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RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 09-02-2024

NNA is always looking for a new angle to sell his products :p


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 09-02-2024

Deja is so into mathematics - she likes to Sin, Cos it's more fun T(h)an being angelic.


RE: Baseless Lies - 3d4life - 09-02-2024

NNA thinks that turning a sign around makes a sinh


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 10-02-2024

3d4life 3d prints his week's supply of Weetabix on Saturdays.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 13-02-2024

NNA eats weetabix only on wednesdays.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 14-02-2024

Deja has to eat Toblerone for breakfast 7 days a week as she is trying to clear some space in one room of her apartment.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 14-02-2024

NNA has breakfast at my place every lent.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 14-02-2024

Deja prepares boiled eggs in the electric kettle.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 15-02-2024

NNA is wrong, it's the rice cooker :p


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 15-02-2024

Deja should do detention for not telling us a Baseless Lie.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 22-02-2024

NNA rules over the norty corner in detention.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 22-02-2024

Deja is the top student in the New Nortiness Trickery classes.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 23-02-2024

NNA is trying out new poses as a model for art class.


RE: Baseless Lies - 3d4life - 23-02-2024

Boo never mentions who is NNA's agent for this carry on ... but she never seems to be short of cash since this all started


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 23-02-2024

3d4life tried to hack into Deja's bank account but ended up hacking into the Pentagon instead.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 23-02-2024

NNAHere does not know the difference between a pentagon and a penguin.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 23-02-2024

Declan prefers pentagrams.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 23-02-2024

Deja recently started to throw all sorts of shapes around the place because she heard that it's really cool to be a shapeshifter.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 24-02-2024

NNA likes exploring new dimensions.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 24-02-2024

Deja prefers to discover the dimensions of explorers.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 25-02-2024

NNA stretches his muscles for explorers.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 25-02-2024

Deja rigged up a scary looking muscle stretching contraption for me- something like what was used in the days of the Spanish Inquisition.


RE: Baseless Lies - 3d4life - 25-02-2024

Oh.....My......Gawd......

These days, Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 25-02-2024

3d4life is ready for absolutely anything, except the Spanish Inquisition.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 26-02-2024

NNA is mass producing tacos, in case hungry Spanish soldiers invade the bog.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 29-02-2024

DejaBoo has a side line in selling Mexican food as Spanish food.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 01-03-2024

Declan is an accomplished castanets player and is hoping to quickly pick up on how to play the tapas next.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 02-03-2024

NNA is nacho average punster.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 02-03-2024

Deja likes to learn 3 new puns before breakfast each morning.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 02-03-2024

NNA thinks I have cognitive function before morning coffee.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 02-03-2024

Deja is building a Rube Goldberg machine to make her morning coffee so that even when she's certified crazy she'll be able to ingest her daily fix.


RE: Baseless Lies - 3d4life - 03-03-2024

To proove that he is not a candidate for certification, NNA is cutting The Forum's front lawn with a nail scissors


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 03-03-2024

3d4life has appointed himself as Quality Controller and uses a carefully engineered piece of a twig to ensure that I'm cutting each blade to the correct height.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 04-03-2024

NNA demands to be paid by the blade and not by the hour.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-03-2024

Deja is in the early stages of writing a funny Limerick titled 'Paid by the blade'.


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 04-03-2024

NNAHere is in the latter stages of writing a novel about shaving, set in Limerick.


RE: Baseless Lies - 3d4life - 04-03-2024

Having bought all the shaving sets in Limerick, Declan is now converting the men of Kerry to fuzzy faces


RE: Baseless Lies - Declan A Walsh - 04-03-2024

3d4life submitted a business idea to Dragon's Den involving converting Kerry shaving sets to Limerick shaving sets.


RE: Baseless Lies - NNAHere - 04-03-2024

Declan used to work as a barber is Seville but transferred his career to Limerick due to the additional opportunities that city offered.


RE: Baseless Lies - DejaBoo - 08-03-2024

NNA wanders around work, murmuring "beware the Ides of March"