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The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - lorcand1990 - 13-09-2025
10.00pm. On a Saturday. Paddy’s Bar- Interior. Dennis, Charlie and Frank sitting at bar, talking
Charlie: Look man, all I’m saying is the Dayman could’ve totally kicked Hulk Hogan’s ass
Dennis: No way dude, Hulk Hogan was the best! Plus he’d just drop that big ass leg of his on Dayman and crush him
Charlie: What about Green Man then?
Dennis: Green Man? That’s even less likely! Green Man can’t even do anything, it’s just you dressed in a bodysuit!
Charlie: Each to their own man, that’s just your opinion
Dennis: NO ITS NOT MY OPINION CHARLIE IT’S LITERALLY YOU IN A GREEN BODY SUIT
Frank: I agree with Charlie. Dayman and Green Man could’ve totally kicked Hogan’s ass, Hogan was…..
Mac enters bar
Mac: Heyooo
Charlie & Dennis: Hey Mac! (chanting) Mac, Mac, Mac. USA, USA, USA!
Mac: Thanks for that chant, guys. But I have news. Terrrrrrrible news
Charlie: Oh my God, Mac, what is it? Are we out of cheese?
Mac: Huh? No, we are not out of cheese! Why would you ask that?
Charlie: I like cheese. And ghouls. The rats in the basement like cheese too, but I usually just end up bashing em
Mac: YES CHARLIE I KNOW YOU LIKE CHEESE AND GHOULS BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW IF WE WERE OUT OF CHEESE?
Dennis: Goddammit guys, stop. Mac, what’s the problem?
Mac: It’s Dee. She’s outside screaming
Dee: (Shouting & cursing inaudibly in background)
Dennis: What’s she squawking about? Stupid bird
Charlie: Haha, good one Dennis
Mac: Yeah, good one Dennis. But no man, she’s serious this time. She’s saying she wants to take over the bar! And look who she has with her!
Frank: Is that the McPoyles? And they have milk? Nah, I’m outta here.. All this is giving me flashbacks of the war
Dennis: What war? Frank, you were never in a war. You were flogging cans of Wolf Cola in Cambodia
Charlie: Those McPoyles give me the creeps dude, how many are even out there?
Mac: I dunno man. But Ryan had the milk, Liam had this weird crest thing.
Dennis: Oh shit, that’s the McPoyle Family Crest. There’s no telling what it could do. Best we just avoid it. And guys, don’t drink that milk. It’s probably laced with horse tranquilizers and God knows what else
Charlie: I wonder if I could make milk steak with it?? Oooohhhh maybe some Fight Milk
Dennis: Jesus Charlie, will you concentrate for one minute please!?
Charlie: I haven’t seen The Waitress in a while, which is strange cause I was camped outside her house for the last few days.
Dennis: Now there’s someone who hates all of us, including Dee & the McPoyles. She’s probably on one of her drinking binges. Hell, most of us have banged her at some stage.
Frank: Boo yah!
Mac: Bet you she’s playing both sides, so she always comes out on top, that’s what I’d do
Frank: I’m gonna go to my safe, got something stashed in there to help us. Don’t worry Froggy, Frank is coming to save you!
Mac: What the hell was that about?
Dennis: Damned if I know. One thing I do know is, we’re gonna make sure Sweet Dee… Is not a problem. Guys, I think we all know what to do. Obviously, I’m the brains of the operation.
Mac: And the looks Dennis, don’t forget about the looks
Dennis: Yes the looks, the looks goes without saying. My DENNIS system will be able to tell me what’s going on, and more importantly, who is who. Nobody will be able to get around it... Because of the implication
Dee: (from outside) I can hear you guys!! Dennis you know your system doesn’t work on me, I’m your sister Goddammit!
All: Shut up Dee!
Dennis: Mac?
Mac: I’m the muscle, you guys will be safe with me, and so are any other Jabronis in this bar who want to help out. Project badass is back!
Dennis: Fine, Charlie?
Charlie: Of course. I’m the wildcard
Dennis: No, dammit Charlie you are not the wildcard. Just listen for a sec
Charlie: Wildcard, bitches. Yeeeehaaaaawwwww (runs off shouting)
Dennis: Jesus Christ....
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RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - lorcand1990 - 13-09-2025
NO POSTING YET PLEASE UNTIL THE MORNING
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - y0ssar1an22 - 14-09-2025
sup troops
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Kevin the Armorer - 14-09-2025
morning. put some clothes on yoss.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - lorcand1990 - 14-09-2025
Player List
Amy the Singer
Benjamin the Alchemist
Betty the Beggar
Boris the Fool
Chris the Carpenter
Dexter the Dragoon
Donald the Spoofer
Edward the Barber
Frank the Tank
Gordon the Cook
Ina May the Midwife
Kevin the Armorer
Laura the Lace Mistress
Maeve the Madam
Magda the Maid
Moe the Innkeeper
Pat the Baker
Prada the Seamstress
Rhoda the Spinster
Robin the Jester
Vernon the Ranger
Wendy the Wench
William the Grave Robber
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - lorcand1990 - 14-09-2025
After a slight false start... We are LIVE!
Have at it folks, and play nicely.
Or don't, whatever. I'm a game mod, not a forum mod, I don't give a shit.
Seriously though, play nicely.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - lorcand1990 - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 02:23 AM)y0ssar1an22 Wrote: sup troopsPlease quote this post with your Anon account also
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Maeve the Madam - 14-09-2025
Morning all
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Edward the Barber - 14-09-2025
Mornin'.
Anyone need a haircut?
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Donald the Spoofer - 14-09-2025
Morning all, Excited for this one.
Ohhhh Night 0 🤭
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RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Maeve the Madam - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 08:46 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote: Mornin'.
Anyone need a haircut?
Will you make me look fabulous?
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Betty the Beggar - 14-09-2025
What's up!
I need a dollar, dollar, dollar is what I need.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Ina May the Midwife - 14-09-2025
Morning all, anyone goes into labour, give me a shout, otherwise I will be out enjoying the great weather
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Betty the Beggar - 14-09-2025
Where is Pat the Baker, first for freshness?
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Frank the Tank - 14-09-2025
Morning everyone, anyone up for a bitta sparring?
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Prada the Seamstress - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 09:47 AM)Betty the Beggar Wrote: Where is Pat the Baker, first for freshness?
Freshness? I heard he married his cousin
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Edward the Barber - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 09:16 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote:(14-09-2025, 08:46 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote: Mornin'.
Anyone need a haircut?
Will you make me look fabulous?
Only the best look for you Madam!
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Prada the Seamstress - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote:(14-09-2025, 09:16 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote: Will you make me look fabulous?
Only the best look for you Madam!
Keep them scissors away from Sweeney Todd
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Moe the Innkeeper - 14-09-2025
Happy day zero everyone. At least this game has an autopriest. No mention of powers so vanilla wolves?
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Benjamin the Alchemist - 14-09-2025
So does the narrative make The Waitress the SK then? I'll give her some truth serum and make her tell all.....
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Prada the Seamstress - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 10:39 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote: Happy day zero everyone. At least this game has an autopriest. No mention of powers so vanilla wolves?
Think you need to read the OP again Moe. Too many self poured pints last night perhaps🤣
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Boris the Fool - 14-09-2025
Hi all looking forward to this.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Benjamin the Alchemist - 14-09-2025
Ok so here is my take from the OP.
The Waitress hates everyone. She is seen to be "playing both sides" (SK?)
Dee has turned into a werewolf and Frank calls her Froggy implying she is green. However, she said she is related to Dennis, yet Charlie calls himself Green Man.
Dennis is the seer (and immune?)
Mac is strong?
The McPoyles are not nice... but is Mac (Mc? related to them in some way?)... the have a crest - which seems to be a fireball of type, and milk which is poison but Charlie implies it could also be turned to a force for good "fight milk".
That is all I got for now
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Benjamin the Alchemist - 14-09-2025
Oh and Frank has some sort of Super power? Not sure what that is.
Not clear who between the 3 wrestlers is actually the strongest.
There seems to be differing opinions. Where Doctors differ, patients die. Let's hope those patients are werewolves. Here comes the server.. milk anyone? Moe, put up a couple of pints there.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Maeve the Madam - 14-09-2025
Is this correct so far?
Roles
Frank - vigilante
Dennis - seer (doesn’t work on Dee)
Mac - bodyguard
Charlie - joat/wildcard
Dee - an intruder - peeks good
Intruders - how many?
The waitress - SK
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Betty the Beggar - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 10:28 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:(14-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote: Only the best look for you Madam!
Keep them scissors away from Sweeney Todd
(14-09-2025, 10:44 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:Morning Seamstress, have you made a green bodysuit for anyone here recently?(14-09-2025, 10:39 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote: Happy day zero everyone. At least this game has an autopriest. No mention of powers so vanilla wolves?
Think you need to read the OP again Moe. Too many self poured pints last night perhaps🤣
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Benjamin the Alchemist - 14-09-2025
Obviously in her absence, Wendy the Wench, is the SK. She has slept with everyone so she is the Waitress.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Betty the Beggar - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 09:54 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:Maybe it was his sister he married?(14-09-2025, 09:47 AM)Betty the Beggar Wrote: Where is Pat the Baker, first for freshness?
Freshness? I heard he married his cousin
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Benjamin the Alchemist - 14-09-2025
Why do you like bad weather Ina, are you are contrarian? I hear wolves like rain; it is grey like them.(Post #13)
A spot of wrestling, is it Frank? (#post 15)
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Betty the Beggar - 14-09-2025
Not sure Charlie actually confirms he is Green Man, its Dennis saying he is.
Also are we 100% sure When Frank says Froggy he means Dee?
Denis yes the Seer and waitress Sk I would think.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Kevin the Armorer - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 11:49 AM)Betty the Beggar Wrote: Not sure Charlie actually confirms he is Green Man, its Dennis saying he is.
Also are we 100% sure When Frank says Froggy he means Dee?
Denis yes the Seer and waitress Sk I would think.
Charlie is greenman. Frank was talking to his roommate, Charlie, not dee. 🤔
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Boris the Fool - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 11:24 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote: Is this correct so far?
Roles
Frank - vigilante
Dennis - seer (doesn’t work on Dee)
Mac - bodyguard
Charlie - joat/wildcard
Dee - an intruder - peeks good
Intruders - how many?
The waitress - SK
There is mention of milk and a shield in the OP so these may translate into powers? I’ve never seen the show so someone else may know if they are something that could be meaningful
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Kevin the Armorer - 14-09-2025
Dee is alpha,
23 players total
5 v 18. ?
Is 5 too few or too many or just right?
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Frank the Tank - 14-09-2025
Thanks for all the surmising above and for encouraging me to re-read the opening post to get the details I clearly missed about everything 😂.
First timer but will figure this out as it goes 😄
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Maeve the Madam - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 12:02 PM)Boris the Fool Wrote:(14-09-2025, 11:24 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote: Is this correct so far?
Roles
Frank - vigilante
Dennis - seer (doesn’t work on Dee)
Mac - bodyguard
Charlie - joat/wildcard
Dee - an intruder - peeks good
Intruders - how many?
The waitress - SK
There is mention of milk and a shield in the OP so these may translate into powers? I’ve never seen the show so someone else may know if they are something that could be meaningful
Haven’t seen it either so those defences are going over my head right now.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Maeve the Madam - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 12:14 PM)Maeve the Madam Wrote:References not defences(14-09-2025, 12:02 PM)Boris the Fool Wrote: There is mention of milk and a shield in the OP so these may translate into powers? I’ve never seen the show so someone else may know if they are something that could be meaningful
Haven’t seen it either so those defences are going over my head right now.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Wendy the Wench - 14-09-2025
(14-09-2025, 11:31 AM)Benjamin the Alchemist Wrote: Obviously in her absence, Wendy the Wench, is the SK. She has slept with everyone so she is the Waitress.Hey Benji, how you been? You looking to cast any magic spells on me again?
Wendy has arrived, so ladies you better lock up your fellas
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Wendy the Wench - 14-09-2025
Lorc never reads the OP so in his honour I'm not going to either.
I'll sleep my way to the information.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - William the Grave Robber - 14-09-2025
That's some OP! My take so far:
Village rvs
Dennis - seer
Charlie - joat
Frank - vig, says he can save Froggy. No idea who Froggy is.
Mac - bodyguard
Waitress - SK
Wolves:
Dee - peeks good
Ryan McPoyle - milk laced with horse tranquillisers
Liam McPoyle - crest "There’s no telling what it could do. Best we just avoid it." Powerful wolf with different abilities.
OP states they don't know how many McPoyles are out there so likely a few vanilla wolves too.
23 players
4 village RVs
1 SK
3 known wolves
My guess is there's two more wolves.
RE: The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis - Donald the Spoofer - 14-09-2025
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