A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

What noise does a chicken make?

Bwark Bwark Bwark?

Powk Powk Powk Powk

Depends on whether it's coated in batter or breadcrumbs

cluck cluck

I would have said bok bok bok

but after listening to that video for 2 minutes i think its

feck feck feck feck feckoff

Kind of a cracking noise if you're wringing their necks. More of a thud if you use an axe and chopping block.

(12-08-2021, 03:49 PM)Zaph Wrote: [ -> ]Kind of a cracking noise if you're wringing their necks.  More of a thud if you use an axe and chopping block.

This man knows his chickens.

(12-08-2021, 03:49 PM)Neowise Wrote: [ -> ]I would have said bok bok bok

but after listening to that video for 2 minutes i think its

feck feck feck feck feckoff

It's Pok!!

(12-08-2021, 04:19 PM)Diamonds of Frost Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-08-2021, 03:49 PM)Neowise Wrote: [ -> ]I would have said bok bok bok

but after listening to that video for 2 minutes i think its

feck feck feck feck feckoff

It's Pok!!

BOK!!

Bok... Bokbokbokbok

Pok!! Pok Pok Pok Pok Pok!!!!!
Pok!

It sounds like bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bokop, bok to me.

I always thought it sounded more like BOIKE when they were laying an egg

Please noone show Buile this thread ?

Why am I alone in my apartment trying to vocalise and spell chicken noises...???

(Better never, than late probably, but hey... "bock bock bock" ending with a screechy strangled "cawk")

What the cluck is going on here??? 

Whatever about chickens the more important question to me is

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Oh for Fox sake  ... make it stoppppp
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 new ear worm ....ming ming ming

I'll leave it to Finnegan Fox over at Save A Fox to provide the acoustic antidote to that