A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

(05-08-2021, 11:34 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-08-2021, 11:26 PM)aaronjennings Wrote: [ -> ]Imagine if I said I was actually a female and "Aaron" wasn't my real name at all... totally unrealistic... right...?

Honestly? No. I find it weird when people use real names on these things!

It's the perfect disguise, nobody questions it because nobody has any reason to doubt it

I am a man, for the record, but Aaron Jennings is not my real name - I just plucked it out of thin air when I signed up 

(05-08-2021, 08:42 PM)Kol Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-08-2021, 07:59 PM)Diamonds of Frost Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a woman and am young :p

I'm a man

Oh look it's Kollyflower thinking he oh so clever
You know a gif doesn't actually make that happen

(06-08-2021, 12:01 AM)Diamonds of Frost Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-08-2021, 08:42 PM)Kol Wrote: [ -> ]

I'm a man

Oh look it's Kollyflower thinking he oh so clever
You know a gif doesn't actually make that happen

I'm on the phone and half asleep so my gif game is gone along with smart arse responses but I won't forget you, you cheeky mare

I'm a pretty little lady

(06-08-2021, 12:52 AM)tusk Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a pretty little lady

Oh hai!! Hi fuck head!!!!!! 

(05-08-2021, 11:48 PM)aaronjennings Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-08-2021, 11:34 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]Honestly? No. I find it weird when people use real names on these things!

It's the perfect disguise, nobody questions it because nobody has any reason to doubt it

I am a man, for the record, but Aaron Jennings is not my real name - I just plucked it out of thin air when I signed up 

Hi, i'm leroy jenkins.

'Woman, Stanley, woman' ...

( A line spoken by Jean Alexander, many years ago in her role as Corrie's Hilda Ogden. )

Now that we have clarified everyones sex, when is the magic starting?

That's not everyone yet, magic on hold.

I presume there'll be blood and sugar too?

My blood sugar is already too much of an issue, so I left it out!

(06-08-2021, 08:03 AM)HildaSilvioOgden Wrote: [ -> ]'Woman, Stanley, woman' ...

( A line spoken by Jean Alexander, many years ago in her role as Corrie's Hilda Ogden. )

I remember that! She was all dressed up and wearing perfume and Stan asked her what the smell was.

Was that the time they went to the fancy bar and got cocktails? Back in the rovers Hilda said the glasses were dirty because they had a coating of sugar along the top but they didn't complain. Hot pot Betty was going to tell her but Bet Lynch told her not to ruin their night.


Jesus, that's a weird suppressed memory!

(06-08-2021, 01:02 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-08-2021, 08:03 AM)HildaSilvioOgden Wrote: [ -> ]'Woman, Stanley, woman' ...

( A line spoken by Jean Alexander, many years ago in her role as Corrie's Hilda Ogden. )

I remember that! She was all dressed up and wearing perfume and Stan asked her what the smell was.

Was that the time they went to the fancy bar and got cocktails? Back in the rovers Hilda said the glasses were dirty because they had a coating of sugar along the top but they didn't complain. Hot pot Betty was going to tell her but Bet Lynch told her not to ruin their night.


Jesus, that's a weird suppressed memory!

I have a vague recollection of that scene too.

I remember a storyline of Jack Duckworth doing a video for some matchmaking provider & getting caught in a honey trap.

Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts. 

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: [ -> ]Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts. 

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: [ -> ]Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts. 

But also his lady parts............

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: [ -> ]Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts. 

I did wonder when I saw the name!

(06-08-2021, 07:33 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: [ -> ]Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts. 

I did wonder when I saw the name!

I assumed it was Necros not so secret second account!

(06-08-2021, 07:33 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: [ -> ]Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts. 

I did wonder when I saw the name!

Yeah I couldn't think of anything original 

female

(05-08-2021, 09:08 PM)Irish Aris Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-08-2021, 08:03 PM)Trigger Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a male btw.

Just for clarity.  I remember someone PM'd me on boards apologising because they thought I was female.

Same here, I am male, there were a couple of boards users that thought I was female. . . 
. . .though I am in great touch with my feminine side 

I thought you female 

I'm all lady well sort of lady ok not lady but woman, a lady has manners and is posh

(08-08-2021, 01:30 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]I thought you female 

I'm all lady well sort of lady ok not lady but woman, a lady has manners and is posh

Seriously??? I thought you were a dude!!!

(08-08-2021, 01:37 AM)Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-08-2021, 01:30 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]I thought you female 

I'm all lady well sort of lady ok not lady but woman, a lady has manners and is posh

Seriously??? I thought you were a dude!!!

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

Dudette 

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

(08-08-2021, 01:48 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-08-2021, 01:37 AM)Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick Wrote: [ -> ]

Seriously??? I thought you were a dude!!!

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

Dudette 

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

I'm genuinely confused. I thought JP Liz V1 was just your joke account and your real account is Hello 2D Person Below? You are actually the same person as 2D right?

We are two unique individuals

Has H2DPB come on board here yet? Hope he is doing OK

(08-08-2021, 01:54 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]We are two unique individuals

Has H2DPB come on board here yet? Hope he is doing OK

You're just trying to wind me up now... 

I know JP Liz V1 = Hello 2D Person Below...

You can't fool me...

(05-08-2021, 09:08 PM)Irish Aris Wrote: [ -> ]Same here, I am male, there were a couple of boards users that thought I was female. . . 
. . .though I am in great touch with my feminine side 

I had presumed you were a lady too because you come across as very pleasant.
 
(The boys are all brats   )

(08-08-2021, 12:04 PM)Spears Wrote: [ -> ](The boys are all brats   )

(08-08-2021, 01:51 AM)Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick Wrote: [ -> ]I'm genuinely confused. I thought JP Liz V1 was just your joke account and your real account is Hello 2D Person Below? You are actually the same person as 2D right?

ooh interesting, I never copped that. 

I miss 2D either way(and his GIF) 

and The Tin Man too.. hopefully they reinvent themselves and come back and join the games here .

(08-08-2021, 05:43 PM)Trigger Wrote: [ -> ]

don't fret, I  we all love a bad boy really 

There are a lot more ladies than I expected!

(08-08-2021, 08:51 PM)Spears Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-08-2021, 05:43 PM)Trigger Wrote: [ -> ]

don't fret, I  we all love a bad boy really 

Is it ok to like men?

(08-08-2021, 11:19 PM)Diamonds of Frost Wrote: [ -> ]Is it ok to like men?

It's ok to like anyone you want!