A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Don't Repeat Untrue Gossip, Sir! 

TRUTH

Tuna really uplifts the heart.

SENSE

Stop Eating ^ Nonsense, Surely Eh?

SHARE

Shaman has a rare experience

TRIPE

Teddy Ruxpin insists phantoms exist.

CRAVE

Can't Recall Any Venerable Eateries

PLUMP

Constant rejections are very enervating.

HOPES

(06-11-2021, 08:25 PM)DejaBoo Wrote: [ -> ]Can't Recall Any Venerable Eateries

PLUMP

Push lemons up Margaret's pipe (exhaust, that is)

CRIME

Creamy Rice Is Mighty Eatable

FLAME

Frog legs are mighty elastic.

PLAID

Please let another irishman dance

FUNKY

Found unicorn near Killarney yesterday (and if you don't believe me, here's the proof: https://odonoghueross.com/project.php?project_id=139 )

POINT

Prohibited: Ogling In New Theatre

SHAME

She has all my Euros....

SPENT

Some people eat no toast.

GROUP

Garda raids often upset people.

RAIDS

Radio aids in dissipating silence


MUSIC

Moodiness usually signals 'incoming complications'...

CHILL

Cover her in lacy lingerie


GLASS

German language assessment starts soon.

STARE

Stop Thinking And Rest, Eh ?

SLOTH

She likes occasional tuna, her.

REPLY

Reasonably elegant people like yogourts.

STUFF

Silk, tight underwear feels fantastic.

SMILE

Stop Making It Lose Elasticity

MATCH

My Aunt takes chocolate hourly.

CHUMP

Can't Hardly Understand Most People

TRUMP

The Republicans usually mislead people.

EMITS

Eat Mango In The Summer

MANGO

Maybe all nuts go off.

SOBER

She Obviously Buys Every Rum

DRUNK

Don't run unless needed, K?

SLOWS

Stop Leaving Out Whiskey, Silly

QUICK

Quality underwear isn't cheap knickers.

SPEND

Some People Eat Nachos Daily

NACHO

Nearly All Children Hate Oatmeal

ROUND

Russia overruns Ukraine? No dice!

CEASE

Can't Easily Ask Someone Everything

SHEEP

She has eaten enough porridge.

EATEN

Eat A Toblerone Every Night 

CAKES