A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

50 - 3
aaronjennings
Necro
Spears

45% - 2
Leg End Reject
nothing

ACES - 1:

40 - Sawduck
38% - jp liz v1
15 - ari101
24% - Butty Brennan
30% - lorcand1990
12 - ShaneU
10% - Trigger
33% - Wichita Lineman
48 - Mam of 4
60% - jluv
80% - davetherave

(27-01-2023, 09:53 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 09:51 PM)lorcand1990 Wrote: [ -> ]Quality not quantity 

Girth not length according to my friend. 😁

Its not the size of your bait, its how you wiggle your worm

The OP is quite appropriate now when you see that stat..seems we have some award winning performers among us 😜😜

Key to a good orgasm

(27-01-2023, 09:55 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 09:51 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]The Correct Answer: Less than 20% 

This makes me sad. I'm wondering though..  what percentage of women orgasm through penetrative sex alone with @aaronjennings?? 


Random Sex Fact: Women who have difficulty reaching an orgasm might just have cold feet. One study found that giving women warm socks increased their chance of reaching an orgasm.

A few men might be out buying ladies socks tomorrow!

Valentines Day the flowers will be left in the shops, but not a pair of fluffy warm socks to be got anywhere 🤣

(27-01-2023, 09:57 PM)kitten_k Wrote: [ -> ]Key to a good orgasm

Fruit, I knew it!

(27-01-2023, 09:51 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]The Correct Answer: Less than 20% 

This makes me sad. I'm wondering though..  what percentage of women orgasm through penetrative sex alone with @aaronjennings?? 

Random Sex Fact: Women who have difficulty reaching an orgasm might just have cold feet. One study found that giving women warm socks increased their chance of reaching an orgasm.

I'd say most of this thread is orgasming at 9 inch Aaron's name alone now, should we bow down to cocking king @aaronjennings

Correct Answer: Around 38% 


Random Sex Fact: A teaspoon of semen contains 5 calories. During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns up to 200 calories. So... You do the math.

(27-01-2023, 09:58 PM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 09:51 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]The Correct Answer: Less than 20% 

This makes me sad. I'm wondering though..  what percentage of women orgasm through penetrative sex alone with @aaronjennings?? 

Random Sex Fact: Women who have difficulty reaching an orgasm might just have cold feet. One study found that giving women warm socks increased their chance of reaching an orgasm.

I'd say most of this thread is orgasming at 9 inch Aaron's name alone now, should we bow down to cocking king @aaronjennings

I just think it's important we exclusively refer to him as 'big dick Aaron' from now on.

(27-01-2023, 09:59 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Correct Answer: Around 38% 


Random Sex Fact: A teaspoon of semen contains 5 calories. During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns up to 200 calories. So... You do the math.

Pfft, only 30 mins? Amateurs

@kitten_k too funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

(27-01-2023, 09:57 PM)kitten_k Wrote: [ -> ]Key to a good orgasm

Your 5 a day, in a nice smoothie

(27-01-2023, 10:01 PM)lorcand1990 Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 09:59 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Correct Answer: Around 38% 


Random Sex Fact: A teaspoon of semen contains 5 calories. During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns up to 200 calories. So... You do the math.

Pfft, only 30 mins? Amateurs

And what use is a teaspoon of semen?

and now here's the table after 3 questions.......






ohhh shit.........that's my bed 









ahhhhh here's the table


Scores after question 3:

Player Score
Spears 12
Necro 11
Leg End Reject 11
nothing 9
lorcand1990 8
Wichita Lineman 8
ari101 8
jluv 8
jp liz v1 7
Sawduck 7
davetherave 7
Butty Brennan 7
aaronjennings 6
Mam of 4 5
Trigger 5
ShaneU 3

(27-01-2023, 09:59 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Correct Answer: Around 38% 


Random Sex Fact: A teaspoon of semen contains 5 calories. During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns up to 200 calories. So... You do the math.

Operation Transformation is missing out there, I hope @Necro has learned a new bit of info

(27-01-2023, 10:04 PM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 09:59 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Correct Answer: Around 38% 


Random Sex Fact: A teaspoon of semen contains 5 calories. During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns up to 200 calories. So... You do the math.

Operation Transformation is missing out there, I hope @Necro has learned a new bit of info

@Necrina and @Necro be burning lots of calories celebrating their anniversary 😜😜

Question 4: What is the most common STI in Ireland?


Let me check my syphilist to see what answers you gave...🤔🤔

(27-01-2023, 10:09 PM)Sephiroth_Dude Wrote: [ -> ]Let me check my syphilist to see what answers you gave...🤔🤔

Haha very good, I see what you did there. Let me give you the clap for that. 

I'm pmsl here, we are a bunch of filthy horny animals

Ahem this ain't comedy night, moving swiftly along 😜😜


Question 4: What is the most common STI in Ireland?

Chlamydia - 8
aaronjennings
Butty Brennan
davetherave
Leg End Reject
lorcand1990
Necro
Sawduck
Wichita Lineman

Genital warts/HPV - 3
jluv
Mam of 4
nothing

Gonorrhea - 2
ari101
jp liz v1

ACES - 1:

thrush - ShaneU
Herpes - Trigger
Crabs - Spears

Correct Answer: Yep, it's Chlamydia! 

Random Sex Fact: The raptor noises in Jurassic Park were created by recording tortoises having orgasms.

Is thrush a STI, as I confess I've got from certain bread and I wasn't using in American Pie film ( apple pie way )

(27-01-2023, 10:19 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Correct Answer: Yep, it's Chlamydia! 

Random Sex Fact: The raptor noises in Jurassic Park were created by recording tortoises having orgasms.

Ah stop 😯😯😯

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BuileBeagCorrect Answer: Yep, it's Chlamydia! 

Random Sex Fact: The raptor noises in Jurassic Park were created by recording tortoises having orgasms.
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Tyrannosaurus Sex aka T Sex

(27-01-2023, 10:19 PM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]Is thrush a STI, as I confess I've got from certain bread and I wasn't using in American Pie film ( apple pie way )

Not really, but no wrong answers in sheep and you can give your sexual partner thrush and it can be triggered by sex. All that friction.

(27-01-2023, 10:20 PM)Mam of 4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 10:19 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Correct Answer: Yep, it's Chlamydia! 

Random Sex Fact: The raptor noises in Jurassic Park were created by recording tortoises having orgasms.

Ah stop 😯😯😯

Yes that fact will haunt you! 

Question 5: What's this sexual position called?

(27-01-2023, 10:21 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 10:19 PM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]Is thrush a STI, as I confess I've got from certain bread and I wasn't using in American Pie film ( apple pie way )

Not really, but no wrong answers in sheep and you can give your sexual partner thrush and it can be triggered by sex. All that friction.

In my case bread and butter 

(27-01-2023, 10:21 PM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]Tyrannosaurus Sex aka T Sex

They'd want to be careful they don't get gonROARrhea....

(27-01-2023, 10:21 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 10:19 PM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]Is thrush a STI, as I confess I've got from certain bread and I wasn't using in American Pie film ( apple pie way )

Not really, but no wrong answers in sheep and you can give your sexual partner thrush and it can be triggered by sex. All that friction.

The couple that scratches together stays together. 😂

(27-01-2023, 10:23 PM)lorcand1990 Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 10:21 PM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]Tyrannosaurus Sex aka T Sex

They'd want to be careful they don't car gonROARrhea....

Hahaha that's so bad. 
Yep you're definitely a dad.

(27-01-2023, 10:24 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 10:21 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Not really, but no wrong answers in sheep and you can give your sexual partner thrush and it can be triggered by sex. All that friction.

The couple that scratches together stays together. 😂

I thought that was Crabs 🦀🦀🦀🦀
🤣

(27-01-2023, 10:24 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]

(27-01-2023, 10:23 PM)lorcand1990 Wrote: [ -> ]They'd want to be careful they don't car gonROARrhea....

Hahaha that's so bad. 
Yep you're definitely a dad.

Oh I was doing dad jokes long before I had a child 

Reverse cowgirl - 5
aaronjennings
davetherave
nothing
Trigger
Wichita Lineman

Doggy style - 3
jp liz v1
Mam of 4
Necro

ACES - 1:

The Doggy without a bone - Sawduck
Reverse doggy (really not sure what else it could be!) - Leg End Reject
Reverse Cowboy... - ari101
The Park Bench - Butty Brennan
The Buile Mór - lorcand1990
reverse wheelbarrow - ShaneU
Downward doggie - jluv
The ''Typical Monday Night'' posiition - Spears

Have you seen this one before? 

How did the reverse cowgirl dummy bend her knees backwards????????