Wichita banned for denying that the front 'lawn' was blanketed with moss, dandelions, daisies, buttercups, nettles and thistles (which is why I placed the weed suppressing carpet there).
Wichita banned for telling NNA that his wife had gone to the Caribbean for a holiday. When NNA asked 'Oh, Jamaica?'
Wichita replied 'No, she went of her own free will'
Declan banned for sharing this childhood anecdote: 'When I was young my whole family and I used to sit around the radio for hours. Finally Granny would speak up and say 'will we turn it on now?'