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RE: Sex Magic - aaronjennings - 05-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 11:34 PM)nothing Wrote:
(05-08-2021, 11:26 PM)aaronjennings Wrote: Imagine if I said I was actually a female and "Aaron" wasn't my real name at all... totally unrealistic... right...?

Honestly? No. I find it weird when people use real names on these things!

It's the perfect disguise, nobody questions it because nobody has any reason to doubt it

I am a man, for the record, but Aaron Jennings is not my real name - I just plucked it out of thin air when I signed up  Big Grin

RE: Sex Magic - Diamonds of Frost - 06-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 08:42 PM)Kol Wrote:
(05-08-2021, 07:59 PM)Diamonds of Frost Wrote: I'm a woman and am young :p

[Image: tenor.gif]

I'm a man

Oh look it's Kollyflower thinking he oh so clever
You know a gif doesn't actually make that happen
Tongue

RE: Sex Magic - Leg End Reject - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 12:01 AM)Diamonds of Frost Wrote:
(05-08-2021, 08:42 PM)Kol Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif]

I'm a man

Oh look it's Kollyflower thinking he oh so clever
You know a gif doesn't actually make that happen
Tongue

[Image: giphy.webp?cid=82a1493bajwt9e9b8t5bvmfr0....webp&ct=g]

Big Grin

RE: Sex Magic - Diamonds of Frost - 06-08-2021

I'm on the phone and half asleep so my gif game is gone along with smart arse responses but I won't forget you, you cheeky mare Big Grin

RE: Sex Magic - tusk - 06-08-2021

I'm a pretty little lady

RE: Sex Magic - Diamonds of Frost - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 12:52 AM)tusk Wrote: I'm a pretty little lady

Oh hai!! Hi fuck head!!!!!!  Big Grin

RE: Sex Magic - Zaph - 06-08-2021

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RE: Sex Magic - Neowise - 06-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 11:48 PM)aaronjennings Wrote:
(05-08-2021, 11:34 PM)nothing Wrote: Honestly? No. I find it weird when people use real names on these things!

It's the perfect disguise, nobody questions it because nobody has any reason to doubt it

I am a man, for the record, but Aaron Jennings is not my real name - I just plucked it out of thin air when I signed up  Big Grin

Hi, i'm leroy jenkins.

RE: Sex Magic - HildaSilvioOgden - 06-08-2021

'Woman, Stanley, woman' ...

( A line spoken by Jean Alexander, many years ago in her role as Corrie's Hilda Ogden. Cool )

RE: Sex Magic - Kol - 06-08-2021

Now that we have clarified everyones sex, when is the magic starting?

RE: Sex Magic - nothing - 06-08-2021

That's not everyone yet, magic on hold.

RE: Sex Magic - E.N. - 06-08-2021

I presume there'll be blood and sugar too?

[Image: Smart-Select-20210806-102733-You-Tube-Music.jpg]

RE: Sex Magic - nothing - 06-08-2021

My blood sugar is already too much of an issue, so I left it out!

RE: Sex Magic - Leg End Reject - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 08:03 AM)HildaSilvioOgden Wrote: 'Woman, Stanley, woman' ...

( A line spoken by Jean Alexander, many years ago in her role as Corrie's Hilda Ogden. Cool )

I remember that! She was all dressed up and wearing perfume and Stan asked her what the smell was.

Was that the time they went to the fancy bar and got cocktails? Back in the rovers Hilda said the glasses were dirty because they had a coating of sugar along the top but they didn't complain. Hot pot Betty was going to tell her but Bet Lynch told her not to ruin their night.


Jesus, that's a weird suppressed memory! Big Grin

RE: Sex Magic - TED_YNWA - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 01:02 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote:
(06-08-2021, 08:03 AM)HildaSilvioOgden Wrote: 'Woman, Stanley, woman' ...

( A line spoken by Jean Alexander, many years ago in her role as Corrie's Hilda Ogden. Cool )

I remember that! She was all dressed up and wearing perfume and Stan asked her what the smell was.

Was that the time they went to the fancy bar and got cocktails? Back in the rovers Hilda said the glasses were dirty because they had a coating of sugar along the top but they didn't complain. Hot pot Betty was going to tell her but Bet Lynch told her not to ruin their night.


Jesus, that's a weird suppressed memory! Big Grin

I have a vague recollection of that scene too.

I remember a storyline of Jack Duckworth doing a video for some matchmaking provider & getting caught in a honey trap.

RE: Sex Magic - Necrina - 06-08-2021

Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts.  pac

RE: Sex Magic - Diamonds of Frost - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts.  pac

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RE: Sex Magic - Trigger - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts.  pac

But also his lady parts............

RE: Sex Magic - Leg End Reject - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts.  pac

I did wonder when I saw the name!

RE: Sex Magic - nothing - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 07:33 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote:
(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts.  pac

I did wonder when I saw the name!

I assumed it was Necros not so secret second account!

RE: Sex Magic - Necrina - 06-08-2021

(06-08-2021, 07:33 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote:
(06-08-2021, 06:59 PM)Necrina Wrote: Necro's wife and mother to his kidlets so definitely a woman. I can also verify his boy parts.  pac

I did wonder when I saw the name!

Yeah I couldn't think of anything original  pac

RE: Sex Magic - khalessi - 06-08-2021

female

RE: Sex Magic - Bounty hunter - 07-08-2021

[Image: tenor.gif]


RE: Sex Magic - BuileBeag - 07-08-2021

[Image: new-girl-jessica-day.gif]

RE: Sex Magic - jp liz v1 - 08-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 09:08 PM)Irish Aris Wrote:
(05-08-2021, 08:03 PM)Trigger Wrote: I'm a male btw.

Just for clarity.  I remember someone PM'd me on boards apologising because they thought I was female.

pac

Same here, I am male, there were a couple of boards users that thought I was female. . . 
. . .though I am in great touch with my feminine side  Big Grin

I thought you female 

I'm all lady well sort of lady ok not lady but woman, a lady has manners and is posh

RE: Sex Magic - RSOAPS - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 01:30 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: I thought you female 

I'm all lady well sort of lady ok not lady but woman, a lady has manners and is posh

[Image: giphy.gif]

Seriously??? I thought you were a dude!!!

RE: Sex Magic - jp liz v1 - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 01:37 AM)Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick Wrote:
(08-08-2021, 01:30 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: I thought you female 

I'm all lady well sort of lady ok not lady but woman, a lady has manners and is posh

[Image: giphy.gif]

Seriously??? I thought you were a dude!!!

[Image: TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7]

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

Dudette 

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

RE: Sex Magic - RSOAPS - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 01:48 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote:
(08-08-2021, 01:37 AM)Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif]

Seriously??? I thought you were a dude!!!

[Image: TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7]

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

Dudette 

https://images.app.goo.gl/TmvZsCtuCspnkEhS7

I'm genuinely confused. I thought JP Liz V1 was just your joke account and your real account is Hello 2D Person Below? You are actually the same person as 2D right?

RE: Sex Magic - jp liz v1 - 08-08-2021

We are two unique individuals

Has H2DPB come on board here yet? Hope he is doing OK

RE: Sex Magic - RSOAPS - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 01:54 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: We are two unique individuals

Has H2DPB come on board here yet? Hope he is doing OK

You're just trying to wind me up now... 

I know JP Liz V1 = Hello 2D Person Below...

You can't fool me...

[Image: giphy.gif]

RE: Sex Magic - Spears - 08-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 09:08 PM)Irish Aris Wrote: Same here, I am male, there were a couple of boards users that thought I was female. . . 
. . .though I am in great touch with my feminine side  Big Grin

I had presumed you were a lady too because you come across as very pleasant.
 
(The boys are all brats  Wink )

RE: Sex Magic - BuileBeag - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 12:04 PM)Spears Wrote: (The boys are all brats  Wink )

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RE: Sex Magic - Trigger - 08-08-2021

[Image: tenor.gif]

RE: Sex Magic - Spears - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 01:51 AM)Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick Wrote: I'm genuinely confused. I thought JP Liz V1 was just your joke account and your real account is Hello 2D Person Below? You are actually the same person as 2D right?

ooh interesting, I never copped that. 

I miss 2D either way(and his GIF)  Smile

and The Tin Man too.. hopefully they reinvent themselves and come back and join the games here .

RE: Sex Magic - Spears - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 05:43 PM)Trigger Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif]

don't fret, I  we all love a bad boy really  Tongue

[Image: giphy.gif]

RE: Sex Magic - nothing - 08-08-2021

There are a lot more ladies than I expected!

RE: Sex Magic - Trigger - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 08:51 PM)Spears Wrote:
(08-08-2021, 05:43 PM)Trigger Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif]

don't fret, I  we all love a bad boy really  Tongue

[Image: giphy.gif]

[Image: giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9520ffc80e0807317f4c9...y.gif&ct=g]

RE: Sex Magic - Diamonds of Frost - 08-08-2021

Is it ok to like men?

RE: Sex Magic - nothing - 08-08-2021

(08-08-2021, 11:19 PM)Diamonds of Frost Wrote: Is it ok to like men?

It's ok to like anyone you want! Smile

RE: Sex Magic - jp liz v1 - 08-08-2021

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